kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

ARE YOU TELLING ME A PERSON COMES OUT OF THE MACHINE TO OFFER ASSISTANCE?!?!

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

I was watching The Crow and thought I recognized that ring!! I’ve been wearing this ring for two months on my thumb. It belongs to my friend’s grandmother.  Wiiierrrdd!!!

I was watching The Crow and thought I recognized that ring!! I’ve been wearing this ring for two months on my thumb. It belongs to my friend’s grandmother.  Wiiierrrdd!!!

I think I found a gif to represent my life of late.

I think I found a gif to represent my life of late.

Aquarium names Otter after Benedict Cumberbatch!

Dude I’m dating straight up just said to me:

"I hate Disney World. "

What in the ever loving Hell kind of Abu the Monkey shit is that?!

I told him he should have just shot me.

bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

Oscar Wilde said that if you know what you want to be, then you inevitably become it - that is your punishment, but if you never know, then you can be anything. There is a truth to that. We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing - an actor, a writer - I am a person who does things - I write, I act - and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.
Stephen Fry (via purplebuddhaproject)